Bruschetta Chicken Pasta

The process of planning out a dinner for the BF and I usually involves 1-3 hours of research, googling, cookbook flipping, blog reading and a substantial amount of quality time spent on allrecipes.com.  This will result in a list of 3-6 options with corresponding website links and/or attached photos, which I will then email to the BF for his consideration.  If I’m lucky he’ll rule out 1-2 items on the list that aren’t striking his fancy and then leave the final decision up to me.  More often than not, he’ll respond that all the items on the list in question look fabulous and that “everything you cook turns out delicious” (LIES!!!!!) and then leave the final decision up to… you guessed it.  Moi.   This is a little game I like to call For the Love of God Will You Make a Decision, Man, or FTLOGWYMADM, as we say.

I wouldn’t say I’m indecisive.  The problem is my decision making abilities are clouded by my gluttonous desire to eat the world once over.  When I do finally reach a decision I stick to it with a supernatural stubbornness, but getting to that point can be a wee bit exhausting.  Decision making on an empty stomach is horrid after all, and I’ve mentioned a time or five before that bad things happen when I don’t eat.

All I want is a plate full of deliciousness.

A mound of this, perhaps:

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After playing our normal round of FTLOGWYMADM and going through the subsequent mental debate, I decided to go with this recipe for Bruschetta Chicken pasta I saw on Iowa Girl Eats.  It’s really not much of a recipe, and that makes me love it all the more.

This pièce de résistance of this dish is the balsamic drizzle.  Simply simmer a cup of balsamic vinegar over medium heat for 15 minutes.  The vinegar will reduce by about half, and once removed from the heat it will continue to thicken as it cools.

While I waited for the balsamic vinegar to reduce, I got to prepping my veggies.

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The asparagus was for the pasta and the sprouts were our side dish.  Love me some veg.

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Jarred bruschetta sauce is the secret behind the simplicity of this pasta dish.  Thank you Trader Giotto 🙂

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This pasta was so simple, in fact, that I decided to squeeze in a little nap.

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Before I fell asleep at the pan, I cut the chicken into big chunks, seasoned with S&P, Italian seasoning, and garlic powder and tossed into a saute pan with 2 tsp olive oil.   Then I dropped 6 ounces of penne pasta into boiling water.

Once the chicken was cooked through, I sautéed the veggies with garlic salt, black pepper, and 1 tsp olive oil.

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When the pasta reached al dente, I combined the chicken, asparagus, jar of bruschetta, and penne in the skillet and sautéed until everything was heated through.

Last but not least, I topped the pasta with a little balsamic drizzzzzzle:

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This pasta was DELICIOUS, filling, and balanced, and the tangy balsamic drizzle wowed my tastebuds.  I will definitely be adding this recipe to the playbook.

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Bruschetta Chicken Pasta Ingredients List (serves 4)

Recipe from Iowa Girl Eats

  • 1 cup balsamic vinegar
  • 6 ounces penne pasta
  • bunch of asparagus, trimmed
  • 1 jar of tomato bruschetta
  • 12 ounces chicken breast
  • 1 tbsp olive oil, divided
  • Seasonings of your choice (S&P, garlic salt, Italian seasoning, garlic powder)
Step One:  Simply simmer a cup of balsamic vinegar over medium heat for 15 minutes.  The vinegar will reduce by about half, and once removed from the heat it will continue to thicken as it cools.
 
Step Two:  Cook pasta to al dente as per pasta box instructions.  Meanwhile, cut the chicken into chunks, season with S&P, Italian seasoning, and garlic powder and saute with 2 tsp olive oil until no longer pink.  Remove from pan.  In the same pan, saute asparagus until crisp tender.
 
Step three:  Combine cooked pasta, chicken, asparagus, and bruschetta mix in the pan and saute until heated through.  Serve with balsamic reduction drizzled over top!
 

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Pumpkin Whoopie Pies

Pumpkin. Whoopie. Pies.

Three things I adore in life—some pumpkin, some whoopie, and some pie—all mashed into one sweet oh-so-fluffy treat.

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It’s childish, yet somehow sophisticated and completely perfect.  I’ve been drooling over this recipe for AGES.  I bookmarked it the moment I laid eyes on it… but I’ve been purposely avoiding making these whoopie pies because I know myself.  I KNOW how I am when it comes to sweets.  I have no backbone, no will power, no shot in hell of “just saying no.”  I knew these pumpkin whoopie pies would be good.  Too good.  Visions of me double-fisting whoopie pies has haunted my dreams for months.  

After all this build up and anticipation, I finally made whoopie last night.  It was everything I hoped it would be and so so so much more.

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I was right. Surprise, surpriiiiiise.  These whoopie pies were TOO good.  Downright addicting.  They make every inch of my body smile.  My eyes smile at the sight of the adorable little pies all lined up in perfect rows of four.  My finger tips smile beneath a sticky layer of cake crumbs.  My lips smile as they feel the softness of the pie against the creaminess of the icing.  My heart smiles every time I see or hear or speak the word “whoopie.”  I know it’s not just me.

Luckily, I was able to pawn most of the pies off on my fellow Charlotte Food Bloggers at our meet up last night.  Isn’t that the purpose of baking after all?  To make sinfully delicious treats and force them on friends, family, and coworkers so that you don’t eat them all yourself?

After some debate (there’s always some debate when it comes to me and food) I decided to use this adaptation of the whoopie pie recipe I found on Eat Live Run (with a minor tweak).

Ok then, let’s make whoopie!

Yes, I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.  So sorry.

First the mix the following in a large bowl:

  • 1 cup packed dark brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup canola oil

Then stir in:

  • 1 egg
  • 3/4 cup pumpkin

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In another bowl combine the following:

  • 1.5 cups all purpose flour
  • 1/2 tsp baking power
  • 1/2 tsp baking soda
  • 1/2 tsp salt
  • 1/8 tsp ground cloves
  • 1/8 tsp nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp ground ginger
  • 1/2 tsp cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp pumpkin pie spice (or just go heavy on all the other spices)

Dump the flour mixture into the pumpkin mixture and beat to combine.

Next, I used a cookie dough scooper to scoop out 24 cookies onto cookie sheets lined with parchment paper.  Slightly flatten the cookies (this will help the cookies get that flat whoopie pie shape… clearly I forgot this step… whoopsie pie, perhaps?):

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Into a 350 degree oven for 12 minutes!

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Once the cookies are completely cool, it’s time to get your ice on!

Beat the following together in medium bowl:

  • 1 stick softened butter
  • 1.5 cups powdered sugar

Beat for TEN MINUTES.  Sorry Sad smile.  Then stir in:

  • 1.5 tsp vanilla extract

Scrape the icing into a baggie, snip the end, and pipe the butter cream deliciousness onto half of the cookies:

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Don’t worry.  It doesn’t have to look perfect.  Clearly.

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Actually, from this angle this does look pretty perfect….

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Gently sandwich the cookies together.

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You will inevitably be smiling at this point.  Just try to eat them one at a time 🙂

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Sweet Chili Pork Tenderloin

When I think of pork, the first word that comes to mind is “BLAH.”

What are we having for dinner? 

Pork.

BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Perhaps I was subjected to too many dried out pinky-thin chops as a child.  Or perhaps I was too enveloped in my love affair with the other two other-white-meats.  Given that my one true love in life is FOOD, it hurts my heart to dislike something.  I actually force myself to occasionally eat the hated food(s) in question in hopes of maturing my palate and someday rising above these childish dislikes. 

That’s dedication people.  

Watch out kidney beans, olives, eggplant, and every species of fish known to man.  I’m coming for ya.

In an effort to branch out, I decided to try and cook up some pork tenderloins.  I’d never cooked pork tenderloins before, and the ONLY other time I’ve attempted a pork dish was this pork chop flop, which clearly no words can describe.

This Allrecipes.com recipe for Chipotle Crusted Pork Tenderloin was my inspiration, subject to a few mweaks. The result was, well, it definitely ain’t yo’ grandma’s pork.. or your step-mother’s pork as the case may be.  Sorry to put you on blast, Sally.  Angel

This pork was JUICY and super flavorful with equally balanced sweet and heat.  I never thought I’d use “flavor” and “pork” in the same sentence.  Just did.  Take THAT pork chop flop.  TAKE THAT.

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These tenderloins were SUPER simple.  All you do is mix the following in a large ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid:

  • 2 tsp onion powder
  • 2 tsp garlic powder
  • 2-3 tbsp chili powder (depending on your heat tolerance)
  • 2 tsp salt
  • 3-4 tbsp brown sugar (depending on your sweet tooth)

Plop 2 pork tenderloins (approx 1.25-1.5lbs each) into the bag/bowl and shake the crap out of it to evenly coat the loins with the seasonings.  Lay the tenderloins out on a cookie sheet coated with cooking spray, then drizzle a little extra virgin olive oil across the top:

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Cook in a 500 degree oven for 20 minutes, turning half way through.

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Let the meat rest for a few minutes, then transfer to a cutting board to slice:

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Crazy blurry photo courtesy of my iPhone!

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Dare I say I LOVED this pork???

The BF declared “this was the best meat he ever had.”  To which I responded with a perfectly timed and completely appropriate “that’s what she said.”

Speaking of appropriate, I cannot type or say the word “loin” without giggling.  Apparently, my palate isn’t the only thing I need to work on maturing.

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To round out the meal, I made Rachael Ray’s Orzo with Feta and Tomatoes:IMG_0140

This was just OK—a bit on the bland side, so I doubt I will make it again.

Thank god for potatoes.  They totally made up for the orzo.  Halved baby red potatoes, coated with some EVOO, garlic salt, black pepper, and a touch of cayenne pepper roasted at 500 degrees for 20 minutes:

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I can honestly say I’ve never met a potato I didn’t like. 

Feel free to leave inappropriate meat jokes for the BF in the comments.  I’ll be sure to pass them along 😉

Sweet Chili Pork Tenderloin (serves 6)

  • 2 pork tenderloins (1.25 – 1.5 lbs each)
  • 2 tsp onion powder
  • 2 tsp garlic powder
  • 2-3 tbsp chili powder (depending on your heat tolerance)
  • 2 tsp salt
  • 3-4 tbsp brown sugar (depending on your sweet tooth)
  • Extra virgin olive oil

Step onecombine all of the ingredients other than the pork in a large Ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid.  Place the 2 pork tenderloins (approx 1.25-1.5lbs each) into the bag/bowl, seal, then shake to evenly coat the loins with the seasonings. 

Step two:  spray a cookie sheet with cooking spray, lay the tenderloins on top, then and drizzle them with a little extra virgin olive oil.  Cook in a 500 degree oven for 20 minutes, turning flipping way through.

Step three:  Let the meat rest for a few minutes, then transfer to a cutting board to slice.

 

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Slow Cooker Sunday: Sausage & Peppers & Apple Crisp!

Geeze.  Can’t believe it is Sunday.  Strike that.  I can’t believe Sunday is practically over.

Waaaaaaaa!!!!!

I feel like life is moving along at crazy fast speeds and I’m just flailing my arms about trying to stay afloat.  The good news is I’m taking over a week off of work for Turkey Day. So hopefully that helps to revive me!

This lovely Sunday I woke up and got straight to work destroying my kitchen.

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When will I learn to clean as I go?

Never.

This week I pulled BOTH of the slow cookers out of the pantry for some slow cooked sausage and peppers and slow cooked apple crisp deliciousness!

We make sausage and peppers pretty regularly and don’t really get crazy with them.  We simply throw some grilled sausages in the crockpot with a jar of tomato sauce, green peppers, onions, and some seasonings.  You know, garlic garlic garlic and maybe some oregano.

Then we just let everything simmer together until we’re ready to feast.  Soup was BOGO at Harris Teeter this week (HOLLA!), so I nabbed some Chipotle Chicken soup I’ve been wanting to try.

Altogether:

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Since I had to pop into work for a few hours today, Jarrod was in charge of throwing everything together.  Holy cow these sausage sandwiches were DELICIOUS.  Absolutely delicious.  I asked Jarrod what seasonings he used for the sauce… his response?  “Ummm… nothing?”

Men.

Thank you Ragu, thank you. Smile

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The soup was great as well—way to hook a sister up, Harris Teeter.

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The Slow Cooker Apple Crisp was a wee bit more involved, but totally worth it.  I used this Allrecipes.com recipe as my guide, with a few tweaks.  I used three granny smith apples and three red apples.. I always get confused on the red apples.  What are these?  Galas?

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First up, mix the following together in a large ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid:

  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1 tbsp cornstarch
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 6 apples peeled and sliced (I used 3 granny smith, 3 gala)
  • 2 tbsp lemon juice

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And give it all a good shimmy shake.

Spray the crock with cooking spray, then toss in the apple mixture.

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THEN, in a medium bowl, combine the following:

  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp  salt
  • 1/4 cup butter, cut into pieces

Use a fork or your hands to combine everything until the butter is dispersed throughout.  I recommend using your hands, of course.  Then sprinkle over top of apples.

Ta-da!

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Cook on low for four hours, remove lid half way then cook 1 hour more.  And you’ll get….

A big fat gloppy mess. 

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This is NOT ok.

Luckily, my crockpot is oven safe (up to 400 degrees).  So, I popped the crock into a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.

Hooray for crispy topping!

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The apples of the bottom of the crock disintegrated down into a delicious chunky applesauce.  A spoonful of the steaming sauce, some chunks of apple and crispy topping from the top of the crock, and a dollop of slow-churned vanilla ice cream….

O…. M…G….

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DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The swaps I made to the original recipe nearly cut the calories in half.  Next time I’m going to reduce the sugar more to further healthify the dessert. I’m willing to do several trial runs if necessary 😉

 

Slow Cooker Apple Crisp

  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1 tbsp cornstarch
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 6 apples peeled and sliced (I used 3 granny smith, 3 gala)
  • 2 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp  salt
  • 1/4 cup butter, cut into pieces
  • Vanilla ice cream

Step one:  mix the first five ingredients (through lemon juice) together in a large ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid.  Shake the bag/bowl to coat the apples.  Spray the crock with cooking spray, then toss in the apple mixture.

Step two:  in a medium bowl, combine the next seven ingredients (flour through butter).  Use a fork or your hands to crumble the butter into the flour mixture.  Then sprinkle over top of apples.

Step three:  Cook on low for four hours, remove lid half way then cook 1 hour more. 

Step four:  Verify your crock is oven-safe, then place uncovered crock into a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes to crisp the topping.  Serve with vanilla ice cream.

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Slow Cooker Sunday: Sausage & Peppers & Apple Crisp!

Geeze.  Can’t believe it is Sunday.  Strike that.  I can’t believe Sunday is practically over.

Waaaaaaaa!!!!!

I feel like life is moving along at crazy fast speeds and I’m just flailing my arms about trying to stay afloat.  The good news is I’m taking over a week off of work for Turkey Day. So hopefully that helps to revive me!

This lovely Sunday I woke up and got straight to work destroying my kitchen.

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When will I learn to clean as I go?

Never.

This week I pulled BOTH of the slow cookers out of the pantry for some slow cooked sausage and peppers and slow cooked apple crisp deliciousness!

We make sausage and peppers pretty regularly and don’t really get crazy with them.  We simply throw some grilled sausages in the crockpot with a jar of tomato sauce, green peppers, onions, and some seasonings.  You know, garlic garlic garlic and maybe some oregano.

Then we just let everything simmer together until we’re ready to feast.  Soup was BOGO at Harris Teeter this week (HOLLA!), so I nabbed some Chipotle Chicken soup I’ve been wanting to try.

Altogether:

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Since I had to pop into work for a few hours today, Jarrod was in charge of throwing everything together.  Holy cow these sausage sandwiches were DELICIOUS.  Absolutely delicious.  I asked Jarrod what seasonings he used for the sauce… his response?  “Ummm… nothing?”

Men.

Thank you Ragu, thank you. Smile

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The soup was great as well—way to hook a sister up, Harris Teeter.

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The Slow Cooker Apple Crisp was a wee bit more involved, but totally worth it.  I used this Allrecipes.com recipe as my guide, with a few tweaks.  I used three granny smith apples and three red apples.. I always get confused on the red apples.  What are these?  Galas?

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First up, mix the following together in a large ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid:

  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1 tbsp cornstarch
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 6 apples peeled and sliced (I used 3 granny smith, 3 gala)
  • 2 tbsp lemon juice

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And give it all a good shimmy shake.

Spray the crock with cooking spray, then toss in the apple mixture.

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THEN, in a medium bowl, combine the following:

  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp  salt
  • 1/4 cup butter, cut into pieces

Use a fork or your hands to combine everything until the butter is dispersed throughout.  I recommend using your hands, of course.  Then sprinkle over top of apples.

Ta-da!

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Cook on low for four hours, remove lid half way then cook 1 hour more.  And you’ll get….

A big fat gloppy mess. 

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This is NOT ok.

Luckily, my crockpot is oven safe (up to 400 degrees).  So, I popped the crock into a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes.

Hooray for crispy topping!

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The apples of the bottom of the crock disintegrated down into a delicious chunky applesauce.  A spoonful of the steaming sauce, some chunks of apple and crispy topping from the top of the crock, and a dollop of slow-churned vanilla ice cream….

O…. M…G….

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DELICIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The swaps I made to the original recipe nearly cut the calories in half.  Next time I’m going to reduce the sugar more to further healthify the dessert. I’m willing to do several trial runs if necessary 😉

 

Slow Cooker Apple Crisp

  • 1/3 cup white sugar
  • 1 tbsp cornstarch
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/2 tsp pumpkin pie spice
  • 6 apples peeled and sliced (I used 3 granny smith, 3 gala)
  • 2 tbsp lemon juice
  • 1/2 cup all-purpose flour
  • 1/4 cup light brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup white sugar
  • 1/2 tsp ground cinnamon
  • 1/8 tsp ground nutmeg
  • 1/8 tsp  salt
  • 1/4 cup butter, cut into pieces
  • Vanilla ice cream

Step one:  mix the first five ingredients (through lemon juice) together in a large ziploc baggie or large bowl with lid.  Shake the bag/bowl to coat the apples.  Spray the crock with cooking spray, then toss in the apple mixture.

Step two:  in a medium bowl, combine the next seven ingredients (flour through butter).  Use a fork or your hands to crumble the butter into the flour mixture.  Then sprinkle over top of apples.

Step three:  Cook on low for four hours, remove lid half way then cook 1 hour more. 

Step four:  Verify your crock is oven-safe, then place uncovered crock into a 350 degree oven for 30 minutes to crisp the topping.  Serve with vanilla ice cream.

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