Faux Chicken Parmesan

Do you guys every go through phases where you just don’t want anything to do with certain foods?  Lately, that’s how I’ve been feeling about meat. I just have not been craving it! 

While at Target over the weekend, I picked up a box of Morning Star Chick Patties.  I think I’ve contemplated buying these dozens of times before, but never sealed the deal.

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Over the weekend, I cooked one of these patties up in the oven and had it on a Pepperidge Farm 7 grain deli flat.

No sauce.  No veggies.  Just the faux meat and bun.

It was glorious.  It seriously reminded me of the chicken pattie sandwiches from high school.  I know that sounds disgusting, but in this instance it’s actually a very very good thing. 

Then, the other night I had a VISION: Faux Chicken Parmesan… Healthified, no less: 

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Shut the front door!!!!

First up, grab a spaghetti squash and halve it…

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I swear, every time I try and halve a squash I have flashes of severing a finger.  I think to myself, “is this it?”  Is this the day that I lose a finger in the name of squash??

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Once it’s halved, scoop out the seeds, and pop this puppy onto a cookie sheet into a 415 degree over for 30 minutes.  I ‘m no fan of mooshy squashoodles.

Next, I grabbed some leftover pasta sauce from the freezer.  This was Nature’s Basket Roasted Garlic:

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Why do I get such joy from stock piling individual servings of goods in the freezer?  It’s uncanny really. 

I defrosted the sauce a bit in the microwave, then tossed in a pan and added a hodge podge of seasonings including:  red pepper flakes, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, oregano, parsley.

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Once the squash was done, I pulled it out of the oven and used a fork to scrape out the innards.  Then popped 1 chicken pattie and some broccoli into the oven to do their thang.

Once the pattie was cooked through, I combined all my delicious and oh-so-easy ingredients:

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Faux-chicken-parmesan MASTERPIECE.

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I am in love with these patties… seriously, if you haven’t tried them DO IT.  Just make sure you cook them in the oven (and not the microwave) and you’ll get a crispy delicious bit of faux-meat-heaven.

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Mmmm hmmmmmmmmmmm….

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This WILL be making frequent appearance in my tax season dinner diet.  For sure.

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Stats on 1 serving faux chicken parmesan (1/2 squash, 1 pattie, 1/2 cup sauce):  274 calories, 44carbs, 7g fat, 12g protein, 8g fiber

Lest we not forget….. the winner of my Luna Bar giveaway is…….

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Meagan!  Yay!!!  Email me with your mailing adddres and I’ll get the bars to you ASAP!

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Baked Spaghetti (Squash)

When I was trying to decide what my belly wanted for dinner, it didn’t take me long to start salivating at the idea of some oven baked pasta with some melty cheese and garlic bread. 

Ohhhh yes.

I’m kind of obsessed with spaghetti squash these days, so any time I’m looking to cure a pasta craving in a healthful way, it’s my go-to-gourd.  Okkkk… so it’s a squash, not a gourd (and yes I googled it).

I can remember being a young teenager and watching my mom scrape out spaghetti squash as the rest of the family piled mounds and mounds of traditional spaghetti noodles on our plates.  Back then, I didn’t get it.  And, I was wayyyyyy to stubborn to even taste the squash.  Even when my mom swore up and down it tasted good, I wanted NOTHING to do with it.

Ohhhhh how the tables turn.

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Over the past year or so, spaghetti squash has become a weekly staple in my meal planning.  I’ve made it with turkey, chicken, sausage, veggies, chili… I even tried to use it as a pizza crust once, though that didn’t turn out nearly as well as I had hoped.  One thing I’ve never tried is using spaghetti squash to make an oven-baked pasta dish.  Tonight was the night my friends!

First up, I preheated the oven to 375 degrees.  I oh-so-carefully sliced the spaghetti squash in half lengthwise, scooped out the seeds, then sprinkled on some salt and pepper.  I put the squash halves cut side down on a cookie sheet that I had sprayed with cooking spray.  Into the oven for 30 minutes (for a smaller squash, check for doneness after 20 minutes).

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Meanwhile, I cooked up 4 ounces of 99% fat free turkey breast in a small skillet.  Once the turkey was white, I tossed the turkey onto a plate to hang out. 

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Meanwhile, I chopped up 4 baby bella mushrooms and some red onion and minced up 3 cloves of garlic and sautéed in the same skillet I used for the turkey.

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Once the veggies were soft and onions were caramelized, I added 1 cup of Nature’s Basket Garlic tomato sauce, tossed the turkey back in, and then seasoned everything up with some garlic powder, dried oregano, red pepper flakes, black pepper, and onion powder. 

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I let the sauce simmer on low heat for about 10 minutes.

Around that time  the spaghetti squash was done, so I used a fork to scrape out all the squash leaving the squash strands in the skin rather than dumping onto a plate.

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Next, I tossed 1/2 of the sauce onto each of the squash halves, then topped each with 1 lite babybel cheese round that I had roughly chopped up in my food processor.

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Spaghetti squash + yum-o sauce + babybel

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Into the 400 degree oven for about 7 minutes (until the cheese was mellllllty!):

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For my “garlic bread” I sliced up half of a ciabatta roll, and topped each half with a couple squirts of butter spray, garlic powder, onion powder, dried oregano, and a bit of parmesan cheese.  Then I popped them into the oven for five minutes until the cheese was melted and the bread was crisp

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Xtreme amount of grub:

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Strike that… Xtreme amount of DELICIOUS grub:

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You know that look Homer Simpson gets when he sees a doughnut?  You know, eyes rolled back into the head and quivering lips with drool running down?  That’s how I look when I look at this picture:

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WOWZA.

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Stats on one half of the baked spaghetti squash with 1/2 of the meat sauce and cheesy goodness:  281 calories, 35 g carbs, 7g fat, 26g protein, 8g fiber.

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White Chicken Chili

Last night was my first night back from Charlotte, AKA my first night home alone.  I knew I needed something healthy after the Charlotte Restaurant Binge but I was really craving comfort food.  Soooooo, I decided to go with a healthified version of the white chicken chili the BF made a few months back.

I started off by heating 1 tsp of olive oil in a large pot.  Once hot, I added 1 large chopped up onion (the larger the better.. I’m talking softball size).

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I tossed four cloves of minced garlic on top (to keep the garlic from burning), and once the onions were soft and translucent I added:

  • 2 4 ounce cans chopped green chilies
  • 2 tsp ground cumin
  • 1 tsp dried oregano
  • 1/4 tsp cayenne pepper
  • 1/8 tsp black pepper
  • 32 ounces reduced sodium free-range chicken broth
  • 2 cubed up grilled chicken breast
  • 1 diced jalapeno
  • 3 cans great northern beans, rinsed and drained

Chopped up chickies!

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I let everything simmer for 15 minutes or so:

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Thennnnn I stirred in 3/4 of a cup reduced fat Mexican blend cheese.  (I probably could have got away with 1/2 a cup of cheese—ohhhhh well)

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How easy is this by the way????

Once the cheese was melted, I divided the soup up into 6 even portions:

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I popped a couple of the portions into the freezer and some into the fridge for lunch this week.  And of course one was for dinner tonight!  I poured that lucky portion into a bowl and topped with some sliced jalapeno:

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Dinner is served!

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D-E-L-EEEEEEEEEESH 😀

Stats on 1 Serving White Chicken Chili:  277 Calories, 37g carbs, 5g fat, 29g protein, 11g fiber

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First Impressions

First impressions are EVERYTHING.  How often have you heard that expression in life?  Work?  Relationships?  First impressions.  They either make ya or break ya.

When I first got the Betty Crocker 300 calorie cookbook, I was beyond excited

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I was SO excited, that I spent my lunch break thumbing through the pages and flagging all the recipes that sounded delicious. 

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(Overzealous, much?)

Could it be true?  300 calories of home cooked goodness?  Sounded like it was right up my alley!

Shortly after, I tried out my first recipe in the book:  Chicken and Spinach Skillet.  I picked the recipe because it used two of my favorite ingredients (chicken and spinach, obviously) and it was an extremely simple recipe.  How can you go wrong with that?

It seemed as though the stars were aligning.  Hundreds and hundreds of healthified recipes at my fingertips.  All hinging on this first recipe.  This first recipe that was, well, a big fat flop.  It was blah.  So blah, in fact, that I threw the leftovers away… and that is simply UNHEARD of in the Fervent Foodie household.

And so the book sat.  Poor little Betty Crocker and her 300 calorie recipes sandwiched between a bright green cover with fun yellow letters… dozens of pages flagged with anticipation…

Months passed.  FINALLY, this week I pulled the cookbook down from the bookshelf and my heart churned over the little yellow flags peeking out of the book.  And I decided to give it another go.  I decided to give Better Crocker a second chance.

This time around, I went with the Chicken Enchilada Pie:

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Annnnnddddd it was…..  meh. 

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Better than the Turkey Spinach Skillet, but not good enough to even bother posting the recipe on the blog.  I mean, I’m not throwing away the leftovers or anything, but let’s just say the tour de Chicken Enchilada Pie won’t be coming round my house again.

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Hmmmm… well….  crap.

So, do I give Betty a THIRD shot, or what? 

Pondery.

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Wow Balls

You may know them as Cookie Balls, Oreo Balls, or perhaps Oreo Truffles.

I know them simply as Wow Balls.

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Why “Wow Balls”?  Because that was the first and only word I was able to utter as I enjoyed my first delicious bite of one of these glorious goodies. 

Wow.

Chocolate haters beware – this recipe is not for you. These balls are rich, decadent, and oh-so-delicious.  In a word:  WOW.

The ingredients are simple:

  • 1 package oreos (minus two for munchin while you work)
  • 8 ounces 1/3 less fat cream cream
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 packages Baker’s Chocolate
  • Toppings of your choosing

First up, dump the Oreos into a food processor and pulse away until they are completely chopped up into little bits.  Then dump in the softened cream cheese and vanilla extract and mix together with a blender.

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Once everything is combined and you can no longer see any white bits of cream cheese, use a small cookie scooper to scoop out bite size chocolate balls.  (I was able to get 3 dozen out of mine):

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Pop the tray into the freezer for about an hour.  This will make dipping them in chocolate MUCH MUCH easier.

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Next, get your double boiler ready.  Or, if you are like me and don’t have a double boiler, you can make do with a large pot of water and a glass mixing bowl.  Fill the water in the pot up high enough that the bowl sits in the water when you place in on top of the pot.  Also, make sure the bowl is large enough that no water will splash up into your chocolate.  Water + melty chocolate = bad news bears.

Dump all of the Bakers chocolate into the glass bowl and let it slowly melt.

Now it’s time for dipping!  I worked in batches of 5 (so that the balls didn’t start to unfreeze), and I found the fork and spoon method to work best.  Basically I plopped one ball in the melted chocolate at a time, used the spoon to roll it around, and the fork to lift the ball up out of the chocolate and drain off the excess chocolatey goodness.

I set the dipped chocolates on wax paper to cool and immediately topped with a variety of toppings I had on hand, including pecans, chocolate sprinkles, rainbow sprinkles, coconut, and crushed cookies:

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When the chocolates had hardened, I slipped each on onto a mini muffin liner.

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I had several people ask me if I bought these in the store—they really did look quite professional!

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I can’t wait to make these with peanut butter cookies!!!! 

Thank you Jessie for bringing these lovely treats into my world!

Wow Balls Ingredients List (makes 3 dozen)

  • 1 package oreos
  • 8 ounces 1/3 less fat cream cream
  • 1 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 packages Baker’s Chocolate
  • Toppings of your choosing

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